Videos my sexy-ass but lazy girlfriend really should watch

Just some awesome top gear videos:

Tank vs Land Rover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKfpPrRVIo

Evo vs Lambo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ees2aZcDUn8

And here are some infomercials

Shamwow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Slapchop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_IGbdZtYD0

The Grand Finale - Slapchop remix!

Definition of a Pessimist

From Discovery.com:

"Star Trek" makes faster-than-light travel look easy.

But according to new calculations by Italian physicists, a warp drive could easily create a black hole that would incinerate any passengers on a space craft and then suck Earth into a black hole.

Important Letter

“Dear Mr. President: The canal system of this country is being threatened by a new form of transportation known as ‘railroads’ … As you may well know, Mr. President, ‘railroad’ carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of 15 miles per hour by ‘engines’ which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort their way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring the livestock and frightening women and children. The Almighty certainly never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.” — Martin Van Buren, Governor of New York, 1830(?).

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